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PostSubject: Re: Fantasy football   Tue Sep 12, 2017 12:34 am

I need Cherry to do a fantasy recap this week lol
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PostSubject: Re: Fantasy football   Tue Sep 12, 2017 3:22 am

I see there is POPULAR DEMAND for my recaps this season <3



As usual, I'll start with the crappiest matchup. Justin Top Jimmy Bottom @ Backup Kickers Are Crucial, Y'all. I'll be the first to admit I had a terrible opening week, just like my loves did on Thursday night <3 The Patriots on my bench scored way more fantasy points than Brady and Gronk. T.ears forever. But good news, Mark started kicker who scored him more points xoxo! Congrats on your win, you kinda sucked too, but not as much as this redhead <3


Final score: 68.7 (lolz) to 93.7. Congrats Mark!


Next up we have Jimmy Needs a New Name @ OBJ Has an Owie. Our commissioner suffered his first championship loss last season and was off to a good start Sunday, but fizzled off a bit with the Monday night Broncos. Nat's team on the other hand actually had a strong week one even without his namesake. There's a first time for everything, guys!


Final score: 94.7 to 112.6. Congrats Nat!



Then we have our closest matchup of the week, Tom's Toiletbowl @ Anthem Kneelers. Going into this I was going to make fun of Adam for losing to Metsrus, cuz that shit's embarrassing, but looking at his team I see he was forced to start that loser Eli Manning because his other quarterback's game was canceled on account of hurricane, so I'll keep mockery to the minimum. It's nice to see that someone's QB was worse than mine this week anyway blah 


Final score: 106.8 to 103.3. Congrats Metsrus on what is probably your first ever fantasy football win xoxo


Then we have Pete's Lesbians @ Hepdick Actually Attended the Draft This Year So He Has No Excuses Xoxo. Dude, you lost to a British person. Pete doesn't even know what football is. Looking at Justin's team though, there's not really much he could have done differently, his team pretty much just sucks overall. On the plus side, he was probably too drunk this weekend to even notice he lost <3


Final score: 133.6 to 90.5. Great job, Pete!



And our last matchup is our biggest blowout, Eric's Stooges @ Neutral Milf Rob Sucks. Eric is our crowned champion from last year, and Rob was the only person to not attend our draft. He texted me today claiming he was going to take football very srsly this year though, so we are all free to make fun of him. I mean at least I didn't lose by over 100 points. Generally I hate to say anything positive about Eric xoxo but I kind of have pity for him on account of hurricanes, so I will grudgingly admit that his team was fucking amazing this week. Dude, even your bench was awesome. I hope this was a one week only event xoxo.


Final score: 176 to 70.6. Congrats, Eric!


Standings:


Backstreet Boys 
Nat (1-0)
Tom (1-0)
Mark (1-0)
Jimmy (0-1)
Cherry (0-1)

NYSYNC
Eric (1-0)
Pete (1-0)
Adam (0-1)
Justin (0-1)
Rob (0-1)


Next week's schedule:

Jimmy @ Eric
Adam @ Pete
Tom @ Cherry
Rob @ Justin
Nat @ Mark
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PostSubject: Re: Fantasy football   Tue Sep 12, 2017 3:30 am

Cherry wrote:
I see there is POPULAR DEMAND for my recaps this season <3

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PostSubject: Re: Fantasy football   Tue Sep 12, 2017 6:36 am

Paul Perkins killed me. Any of my active bench guys at flex would have won me the game.
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PostSubject: Re: Fantasy football   Tue Sep 12, 2017 12:41 pm

As your league champion, I like to lead by example. Let my dominance in the face of danger inspire you all. See you Sunday Jimmy!
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PostSubject: Re: Fantasy football   Tue Sep 12, 2017 1:13 pm

Close losses are the worst, because you can just see all the different ways you would have won if you did one thing differently.
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PostSubject: Re: Fantasy football   Tue Sep 12, 2017 1:45 pm

I got RIPPED. Thanks!
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PostSubject: Re: Fantasy football   Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:20 pm

switza wrote:
Paul Perkins killed me. Any of my active bench guys at flex would have won me the game.

As a Giants fan, I'd avoid all Giants running backs lol
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PostSubject: Re: Fantasy football   Sun Sep 17, 2017 1:34 pm

Eric, are you enjoying the game?
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PostSubject: Re: Fantasy football   Sun Sep 17, 2017 6:26 pm

Um, no
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PostSubject: Re: Fantasy football   Sun Sep 17, 2017 8:34 pm

<3 but your team did so well. Oh, nvm, that was my team <3
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PostSubject: Re: Fantasy football   Sun Sep 17, 2017 8:56 pm

Brees did his thing. He can't be responsible for our shit defense.
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PostSubject: Re: Fantasy football   Sun Sep 17, 2017 8:57 pm

How's your fantasy team? Oh.
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PostSubject: Re: Fantasy football   Sun Sep 17, 2017 8:59 pm

...pretty good actually. Already scored 30 points more than last week and I have one guy in now and my kicker tomorrow. Not sure why you're talking shit when I could still win for the week and I'm ahead of half the guys in here in points xoxo.
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PostSubject: Re: Fantasy football   Sun Sep 17, 2017 9:07 pm

Because it's all I have dammit!
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PostSubject: Re: Fantasy football   Sun Sep 17, 2017 9:16 pm

hahaha <3
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PostSubject: Re: Fantasy football   Mon Sep 18, 2017 3:52 am

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PostSubject: Re: Fantasy football   Mon Sep 18, 2017 7:25 am

Excuse me, sir, wait to make sure my kicker does not get me a near record breaking 27 points before putting in your sandwich requests.

Btw what is wrong with this universe where me and Jimmy are tied for last place and Metsrus is leading our division blah
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PostSubject: Re: Fantasy football   Mon Sep 18, 2017 7:43 am

The universe seems normal to me!
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PostSubject: Re: Fantasy football   Mon Sep 18, 2017 7:58 am

...meanwhile the clueless Brit picks up his second win lolol
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PostSubject: Re: Fantasy football   Mon Sep 18, 2017 9:24 am

soullimbo wrote:
...meanwhile the clueless Brit picks up his second win lolol
You still have 2 guys playing tonight. If Stafford throws 17 interceptions, your negative score could be enough for me to win the match-up.
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PostSubject: Re: Fantasy football   Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:24 am

I will admit Eric winning 2 is normal. But yes, Pete you go in the wtf double win column, and Adam goes in our wtf double loss column. Everyone else is around expectations haha.

I'll do a sassy recap tonight after the game.
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PostSubject: Re: Fantasy football   Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:48 am

Hey boys, time for our week two recap! I'll start with our closest matchup.

Nat's Favorite Team Sucks @ Mark's Does Too. Two week one winners had a faceoff in a very close showdown. I'm not sure where Mark's been lately, he hasn't been voting in matchup polls or taunting anyone in the smack boards. Once again he correctly picked which kicker to start though! Nat's team was pretty lackluster this week, but he managed to scrape up enough points to pass his opponent, so good job. I'm sure everyone else shares my surprise that you won two weeks in a row blah


Final score: 103.7 - 100.2 Congrats, Natalia!




Next up are two week one losers, Where the Fuck is Rob @ Michael Sam's Side Piece. Rob sucks as always and still has not bothered to log in and set his lineup. I'm surprised he actually cracked 100 points this week being several players short. Justin on the other hand, pulled off a win this week, unlike his beloved Bills.


Final score: 103.4 - 122.9 Congrats, Hepdick!




Next up week one loser Anthem Kneelers @ Pete's Lesbians, who pulled off a nice week one win. Anyway, Adam is like, a legit sports guy, and Pete is a clueless British person who probably thought he was signing up for something with soccer blah, but he managed to outscore Adam by over 50 points, so...that's kind of amazing lolz. Just imagine the damage this guy could do if he actually knew a thing about football <3


Final score: 70.8 - 128.6 Congrats, Pete <3




Then we have Justin Top Jimmy Bottom @ Tom's Toiletbowl. This obnoxious recapper completely embarrassingly scored the least amount of points last week, but was off to a strong start Sunday with the Patriots game. Unfortunately, as amazing as Brady and Gronk are, they couldn't carry everyone this week, and the rest of my team fell a bit short. Somehow Metsrus pulled off two wins in a row. I'll make you a sandwich, but don't get used to it, these are probably the only two wins you'll have all season xoxo.


Final score: 116.6 - 135 Congrats Met on the highest score of the week!




Last up is a repeat of last year's championship matchup, Jimmer Nation @ Eric's Stooges. And just like last season, Eric managed to come out on top. Jimmy is shockingly a two time loser this season, probably just waiting for us all to underestimate him before he comes back full force. Eric is due for a fall though, hopefully next week blah


Final score: 122.4 - 133.5 Congrats, Eric!




Standings:


NSYNC:


Eric (2-0)
Pete (2-0)
Justin (1-1)
Adam (0-2)
Rob (0-2)


Backstreet Boys:


Nat (2-0)
Metsrus (2-0)
Mark (1-1)
Jimmy (0-2)
Cherry (0-2)



Next week's schedule:


Cherry @ Pete
Justin @ Eric
Mark @ Jimmy
Rob @ Adam
Nat @ Mets
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PostSubject: Re: Fantasy football   Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:59 am

I look forward to observing your trash talk as your losing streak continues lol
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PostSubject: Re: Fantasy football   Tue Sep 19, 2017 2:23 am

The trash talking will be even worse next week when I finally get my win and you're stuck making sandwiches for the toilet god <3
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